A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three men on motorcycles pulled up outside. They came in, and one grabbed the trucker’s cheeseburger out of his hand and took a huge bite from it. The second biker drank the trucker’s coffee, and the third wolfed down his apple pie.
The truck driver didn’t say a word. He simply got up, paid the cashier and left. When he was gone, the bikers snickered and congratulated each other on being so bad. As the cashier walked up, one of them growled, “He ain’t much of a man, is he?”
“He’s not much of a driver, either,” the cashier replied. “He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles.”*
