Whew, I'm glad he wasn't hurt, cuz now I can make some great lines!
Anybody contact Guiness to check for speed records in a wheelchair?
Grandpa to grandkid.. "I ever tell you bout the time a semi truck pushed me down the road in my wheelchair at 50mph? No, really! I got the newspaper article to prove it!"
Trucker to wife.. "Honest honey, that's why I'm late!"
Wheel chair dude "Um.. God? You wanted my attention? Church on Sunday? No prob!.. ps.. Thanks!"
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